Who would YOU date, Cilantra or Snooki??? Also, Cilantra needs your help picking out a Halloween costume. Plus!!! Another sneak preview of my new show, “UnFamous Chris Wearing a Hat (But Still Primarily Naked) In Space!!!”. Enjoy!!!

This is what happens when one of my lovely subscribers decided to follow Cilantra’s make-up secrets. She is still very beautiful, but now it appears that a clown has farted directly on her face. On Cilantra’s behalf, I apologize. This pic is originally from dailybooth.com/swedishmuffin. She rocks. 

This is what happens when one of my lovely subscribers decided to follow Cilantra’s make-up secrets. She is still very beautiful, but now it appears that a clown has farted directly on her face. On Cilantra’s behalf, I apologize. This pic is originally from dailybooth.com/swedishmuffin. She rocks. 

Just wrapped up shooting with @joshrimer’s favorite gal. That vid will be up on Tuesday.

Just wrapped up shooting with @joshrimer’s favorite gal. That vid will be up on Tuesday.

It’s hard having a girlfriend!!! My new comedic advice series is here starring myself and the lovely Cilantra!!! In this week’s vid, I go over how important it is to have a clean apartment, room, house, etc. Leave a comment & let me know if you’ve ever left or found a gross mess for a girlfriend/boyfriend?