Custom Thundercats shot glass from the best girlfriend on Third Earth.

Who doesn’t love some pussy under the Christmas tree?

Let’s keep the Chris in Christmas. Happy Holidays, UnFamily!!!!

Wish they’d clear the homeless out of my building for the holidays. It’s just sad. 

Went to see the giant Christmas tree in NYC that Tracy Morgan has peed on at least twice.

I love you too, Bon Jovi. I love you too. 

UnFamous Who?

The internetz are broken? Sounds like a job for the ol’ sonic screwdriver…

This sums up my evening.

Making avocado chicken salad for lunch with @Taradslp.